Torah Enthusiasts Pillows

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

'Yes, all at once!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses as a child.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

'Whoa! - The activist judges will go NUTS with these!'

Moses Parting the Red Tea

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'I would describe it as a splitting headache.'

'The plan is that we wander in the desert until somebody recognizes our right to exist.'

Safer Torah

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Manna Helper

Torah-nosaurus Rex

Torah reading on the subway.

Samson Gets Off at Fourteen

Benaiah questions the mighty men on who pushed him in the pit.

'I thought the pop-ups would give it that extra punch. Whataya think?'

M.D. I think of my body as a temple! I think you should decrease the building fund.

Haman as a child

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

Joshua as a kid

'Lot was told to take his wife and daughter and flee from Sodom.'

King Solomon

'I'll let your people go, but NO dual citizenship!'