Top Secret Aficionados Pillows

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Top Secret Files

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

JAMES BONDING

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Company Ink.

M16 Code-breakers office

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

Dromedary spy.

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

Too Much Information.

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.

"Gosh, guys, I'm excited. This is my first cabal."

'I'm a talent-scout for a famous circus: Have you ever thought of joining the circus?'

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."

The secret world of Stephen Harper...