Top Scorer Mugs

GCSE Results.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Football

"Mom: Look what I made!"

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Wilfried Zaha

Goal

Psyche Delia

Game Addiction

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

Ski-ball.

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

'Any idea how united got on?'

'No wonder they call him the Cat - he gives the defence kittens!'

Negative bar is taped onto bar graph in business meeting.

Sadio Mane

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away.

Footballer's Wages

Things that bands can do

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

Jesus Saves