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"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

'I've got it written down...'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

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Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

"I always create to-do lists."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Hourglass small at top (time left), big at bottom (stuff to do).