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'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'You've got lot toe!'

Dancing in a circle

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

'It's the worse case of in-growing toe nails I've ever seen, nurse!'

King of the caveman accountants: 'And I have 12 toes!'

Ballet Shoes

That's a nasty outgoing toenail you've got there.'

"Do you think our parents are too pushy?"

Riverdance school

'It's not his six toes he's upset about...it's being told it won't make him run any faster.'

En pointe

Tiny caddies carrying clubs.

'Don't forget! This next part has to be all your tippy-toes.'

Dancing School