Toothcare Partners Mugs

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Connected to Technology.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

Two lovers matched by their love of food

The wife whisperer.

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

Love Birds love snuggles

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Toothbrush Romance

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

New arrival

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"So that's where you were last night."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."