Toothcare Partners Mugs

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Two lovers matched by their love of food

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

The wife whisperer.

Connected to Technology.

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

New arrival

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Love Birds love snuggles

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Toothbrush Romance

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'I've told you...only wake me for one of the queen's tirades. Uprisings and coups can wait.'

Tooth fairy

"So that's where you were last night."

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”