Tooth Hoarder Prints

"I've saved every tooth I ever lost...and someday I'm gonna have them all put back in!"

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Festive squad

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"It's the dog."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

James Russell Lowell

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

"My, what big teeth you have, Grandmother."

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

"I need a vet."

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Tooth

'Get her to sign a pre-nup: You don't want to give her half your treasure if it ends up in a divorce...'

Dentist.

Antiques: Priceless artifacts, now reduced to pricey.

Dentist.

"By the time you take my picture and email it to Grandma, all the good candy will be gone!"

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.