Tooth Fairy Storyteller Prints

"Do you like your new false teeth?"

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'