Tooth Fairy Humorists Prints

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Cheap Dentistry

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

Veterinary Dentist.

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'