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'I wouldn't worry about not brushing before bed if it was just the one night, Mr. Van Winkle.'

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Car Dentistry.

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).