Tooth Fairy's Nemesis Pillows

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'He didn't go for the throat, but close.'

Ornithologist: 'I don't do teeth, I tell you! I do birds!'

The tooth fairy.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

Car Dentistry.

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

Dentist Trip

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'No need to open wide, I can see where the problem is...'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'