Tooth Fairy's Accountant Pillows

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Car Dentistry.

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Boy who has been to the dentist

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

Veterinary Dentist.

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'