Tooth Fairy Mechanic Prints

Car Dentistry.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Improvised Dentistry.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'