Tooth Fairy In Training Prints

Do you have health insurance ?

J. Albert Yomp, Dentist...Please ring and open wide...WIDER!

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

Car Dentistry.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

Calcium Deposits.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'