Tooth Fairy Debunker T-Shirts

Family Dentistry: 'Floss properly, or we tell your kid who the tooth fairy really is.'

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

Car Dentistry.

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Remember to always brush your teeth!

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

Calcium Deposits.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

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