Tooth Fairy Conspiracy Theorist T-Shirts

"Hello, I'm Dr. Wolcott. I'm the one you'll be writing checks to for the rest of your life."

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Remember to always brush your teeth!

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."