Tool Time Ticklers Mugs

Super Homeworld

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Award Winning Gardener

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

D.I.Y

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

DIY horror.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"Bob's a tool belt."

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

All Major Cash Honored.

DIY expert.

Reality home-improvement show.

Blue-Collar Workers

Impractical Gardener.

Victor Borge.

Caveman: 'ARRRGH! Run for it KRAG! DINOSAWS!!'

Mechanics price list.

Beware of Watchdog.

"Please hurry with the bookshelves, these things are heavy."

Scre

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

When Handy Men lose it...

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong!"

'I tried fixing it myself, but no joy I'm afraid.'

The Baby Mechanic