Tool Time Enthusiast Mugs

'I tried fixing it myself, but no joy I'm afraid.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

"Step one: Attach steel beam (A) to polished concrete slab (B)."

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Blue-Collar Workers

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

DIY expert.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Award Winning Gardener

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

The Hammer

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

DIY horror.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'