Tool Time Humorist Prints

A DIY disaster.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Award Winning Gardener

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Electric Blanket.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

DIY horror.

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.