Tool Time Fans Pillows

Multitool Sign

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Award Winning Gardener

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

A baby using a heavy duty drill

DIY horror.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Centaur Sprinter

"Bob's a tool belt."

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

DIY expert.

Super Homeworld

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Blue-Collar Workers

'This used to take hours.'

Mechanics price list.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

When Handy Men lose it...

"Please hurry with the bookshelves, these things are heavy."

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Scre

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'I tried fixing it myself, but no joy I'm afraid.'