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'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Happy Birthday to you.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"This will be a tricky operation."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

"Gross."

En garde!

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'