Tongue-out Maestro Mugs

Cat and Master Sticking out Tongues At Each Other.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Orchestra.

Bassoons.

Charles Addams.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Edgar Allan Poe

'Hey! Did you suddenly forget English? Get in here!'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

" ... para Espanol ... "

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"Whoa, too much information!"

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

A Dummy Corporation.

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

The Violin Artist

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Martha Stewart at Home.

"I'm part of a working party looking into teaching the Blairs Italian"

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

How to wear a false moustache.

"But this way I know where everything is."

Grump Horse and Rider

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"