Multilingual Maestro Mugs

"I'm part of a working party looking into teaching the Blairs Italian"

" ... para Espanol ... "

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

A Day In The Kitchen

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Dynamite little combo

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Scotch and water musick."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Artist and Musician

Businessman wearing many hats.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Quartet.

"I see the downsizing continues."

Orchestra conductor

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Three Ladies