Multilingual Maestro Mugs

"I'm part of a working party looking into teaching the Blairs Italian"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I love my Timpani

Horti-Culture

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

A Day In The Kitchen

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Artist and Musician

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Dynamite little combo

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Scotch and water musick."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Three Ladies

Kultural K9's.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore