Tongue-in-cheek Joker Mugs

"Bitch."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

Time Table

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

"I appreciate you asking for directions. But how reliable is 'Just follow your nose!' from a toucan?"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Great now put the company logo on the togas and make the building in back look like the Parthenon.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

Roman Golfer.

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"If you like the baby pictures you should see the 'Making Of' video!"

"No Bald Games"

"We've travelled the world looking for our next C.E.O., as was foretold in our corporate legends. We think your little Tim might be that C.E.O."

"How nice to be misunderstood in more than one language!"

"The way I look at it, drinking alcohol may never solve anything. . . but neither did drinking milk!"

'You want five dollars to buy a cup of coffee?', 'Yeah -- I want to have it at 'Hooters.''

"Why feel bad? We do actually need to eat, and they'll never even know there was a twin."

'Look, just because I work for you, doesn't mean that I like you sir.'

'Get with it, Ralph! Trophies are meaningless, when everyone gets one!'