Tongue-in-cheek Family Planner Prints

'But I take the pill everytime I become pregnant, and it doesn't help.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

No-Work Orange

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Grounded

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

The Tunnel Of Love

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

IVF assessment centre.

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"