Family Planner Prints

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

"I didn't want to be a burden to my family, but I've changed my mind."

'We'll fill in the blank after we hear what you have in mind for our summer vacation.'

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"

"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"

'We need nappies for you and nappies for me.'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

"Sometimes I wonder if it's right to bring a child into this income."

We are looking for a bigger place to accommodate our extended family

'I was going to ask my parents for a baby brother but I sure won't now.'

"Quentin - I'm having a baby." "I'm just having a buttered roll."

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Planned Parenthood: 'What do you mean, you want an unexpected pregnancy leave?'

Baby gift

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Billboard / Sue wil you marry me? -Bob / And what about grandkids? - Bob's Mom.

Preventive medicine.

'You get paid for what you produce at work not what you produce at home.'

Children.

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

IVF assessment centre.

MD to pregnant woman: 'You don't become immune after one child.'

"Pregnant again? I thought we were supposed to be wise!!"

'All those in favor of getting a canary?'

"I'm not sure about children, but I've always wanted progeny."

"We've found some balloons in Dad's car."

"This is boring. Let's have children."

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"Hey- truce? It looks like I might be fertile!"

"I married money, son, so that you might never have to."

"We need a life insurance for us and the eight kids...oh, that's my wife on the phone...what? nine kids! Ummh...ten???..."

"Listen, are you absolutely sure you want to have kids?"

'Besides using its name as a computer password, can you think of another reason for wanting a little brother or sister?'