Tonal Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm sorry, but because of recent budget cuts we will no longer be able to use the key of 'G'!"

"Tong!"

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Ventriloquist Audition

Occupational Hazards.

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Hallelujah!

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Music has doubled my income..."

Heavenly voices.

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

Sergei Prokofiev.

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Yehudi Menuhin.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

Cats play the double bass

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"