Tombstone Collector Mugs

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Meredith Smits. Devoted wife, mother and worry wart. Did I leave the iron on?...

My Other Gravestone's Marble

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Cat statues on entrance gate

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Barristers

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Dog in casino.

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Brick Salesman

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Museum of Bones

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Dog Love.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Prepper Dog

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."