Tomb Raider Fan Prints

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Silence of the Chickens...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Open House of Horrors

Jester Surgeon

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Ghostship

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Zombie Problems

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Regular or decapitated?'

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Meow...."