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Clancy: No Sense of Humour

Bad for you but to die for

Tension filled the tent.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

Prejudice/Empathy

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Your meal sounded nice."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Avocado Timeline

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Big Burgers.

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

Teach Love

Testing a Fiancee

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair."

"Who's God?"

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

'You look bored, sir - How about the Chef's Surprise?'

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.