Toilet Traveler Mugs

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

A white collar cow.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Busking during a pandemic

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

'Father maybe gone some time.'