Toilet Drinking Taboo Prints

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"This stool shall pass."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Fly fishing.

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Richard the Turd

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Hydration

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

New York Scatological Society

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

WC problem.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Pooper Bowl Sunday.