Toilet Drinking Taboo Pillows

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Fly fishing.

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Lavatory Waterfall

Richard the Turd

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Hydration

New York Scatological Society

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

WC problem.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."