Toe-tally Into Kid Games Gifts

'My god, he's insane.'

Little league world series of poker.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Garden Sudoku

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'You've got lot toe!'

"They grow up too fast."

Potatoes.

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Hide and Seek

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

Snowman in the Freezer.

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Skipping with a beard.

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"