Toe-tally Into Kid Games Gifts

'My god, he's insane.'

Little league world series of poker.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Garden Sudoku

'You've got lot toe!'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"They grow up too fast."

Potatoes.

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Snowman in the Freezer.

Hide and Seek

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

"Sudoku for Dummies"

Skipping with a beard.

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'