Toddler Tantrum Rockers Prints

The No No No's

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'm so good at this!"

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'Beware of teething baby.'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Where's your nose?"

Mood Swings.

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Little Ethan is quite the handful, but Susan and I have no regrets about stealing him from the maternity ward."

Dog following toddler dropping cookie crumbs

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

'I came untucked.'

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

'Your Walking!'

The Great Escape

Sore Loser

"Now that Ella's turning two, I'd like to transition to being a stay-at-work mom."