Toddler Tantrum Rockers Prints

The No No No's

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I'm so good at this!"

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"Where's your nose?"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'Beware of teething baby.'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Mood Swings.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Baby. 3 Year Old.Baby. 3 Year Old.

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Little Ethan is quite the handful, but Susan and I have no regrets about stealing him from the maternity ward."

Dog following toddler dropping cookie crumbs

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

'I came untucked.'

'Your Walking!'

The Great Escape

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

Sore Loser