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'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

"He likes it."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'But you said to clean my room.'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Mood Swings.

The Working Mum

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Quiet Time

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Babies

Dad's home

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

'Sorry, Holly!'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."