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'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"He likes it."

A midwife holding a baby

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

'But you said to clean my room.'

Mood Swings.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Crying baby

The Working Mum

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Quiet Time

Pie chart of pub conversations

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

Dad's home

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Babies

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'Sorry, Holly!'