Toddler's Mischief Enthusiast Prints

Why is your two-year old so quiet?

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Playing pig

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

Father's Day

Urine sample

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

"Whoopsie! I accidentally speed dialed the stripper cops instead of the real cops."

By the way, my foot's asleep. So, I guess an unscrupulous woman who wanted to play footsie with me could pretty much get away with murder right now. !

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

No, dear, you didn

'Mom, Jason is making negative robocalls about me!'

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."