Toddler Chasers Prints

"When did she start crawling?"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"Now how did she know?"

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

'He's training for a career in law.'

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"

'Shaving takes years off you.'

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

Catfish, dogfish, mousefish.

Noah's Oversight

'Please don't tell them off, it undermines my authority.'

Maude wears an outfit that took years off her.

"Darling, I can't set the digital recorder, I've lost the seven year old!"

'Mind if I smoke?'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

Man Chasing After Infinite Numbers. . .

"Short legs Mommy... Remember short legs!"

Running man

'Are your ears burning?'

'Fast Lane' 'Slow lane' 'People who don't have time to fight with other traffic' lane