Grandchild Chaser Prints

"Darling, I can't set the digital recorder, I've lost the seven year old!"

"When did she start crawling?"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

Don Quichotte's shadow

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"I'd tell you about my grandchildren, but their lawyers have advised against it."

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

Violin Ghost

Combating Zika

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"Somewhere, there's an A with my name on it, but apparently not my address."

"Robert prays for the answers."

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"

'We'll make this a s?ance they'll never forget, eh Richie?!'

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

'But in the Global Marketplace you're only 650,247,555th.'

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

'All I know is that if I ignore this history homework, I'll be doomed to repeat it next semester.'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'