Tobacco Control Researcher T-Shirts

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

The smoking Gun

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

Packey Bar.

'Cigarette?'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

The real cause of forest fires

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."

The Patch.

Smoking kills...

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

"I'm a little concerned about your smoking."

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

Smokers.

"Are you going to dispense candy with that mouth?"