Toast Typography Artist Pillows

"Happy Mother's Day! I spelled out your name in toast!"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Beers

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Very good and to the point.'

Cheers

A giant glass of red wine

'Toast'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Nice graphics.'

Pint

A very fine vintage

Prosecco

Love wine

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"To toast!"

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

School of Arts and Sciences.

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'