Tissue Tycoon Gifts

Emotional Incontinence Pads

Robot Parts $5

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

Acme Toys Ltd

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'He's precocious.'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Sugar Fix.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Home for the Holidays

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."