Tissue Bearer Mugs

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

The fate of the emigrant

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"It was her mothers"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"The tissues are for crying."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

Fishing in the aquarium.

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

Asthma cats

Red book

Cow at stage door has bunch of flowers for large opera singer.

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

Wedding Rings

"Gracie, eating squash is a Bermudez tradition...passed down from generation to generation! If I hated it as a kid, you can hate it as a kid, too!"

"She's always got her nose in a book."

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."