Tired Humorist Prints

'We're both dog-tired.'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

When scientists come out of retirement.

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

'Can you dance?'

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuhgeddabouding things.

"Help! I've fallen and my son is a disappointment!"

"He's at that funny age. It takes twice as long to get over a good time, as to have it."

Vulture waiting outside a failing business.

"How do you know my wish didn't come true."

'The teachers' range are all designed vertically so they can stand at the front of the class.'

'Albert Figgis gets board backing.'

'Our retirement plan is state funded. When you retire, we give you a lottery ticket.'

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

"We've been here forty years - When do we get our golden parachutes?"

"Harry seldom leaves his retirement cubicle."

Getting older is....Getting involved in one upmanship over ailments and medications.

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"Archie always understands when I tell him I'm dog tired."

"Staff shortages and increased workloads means all leave has been cancelled...but as compensation we are being offered enhanced toilet breaks!"

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

"It turns out your problem is not chronic fatigue. You're just dog tired."

"He's angry about getting old."

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"I've given up the ghost"