Tire Tinkerer Prints

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Sale! Weed Whackers

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Congratulations on your retirement!

New music conference

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Waiting for retirement.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Organic Soldering.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Music producers.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

Fixing the TV.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."