Tire Dealer T-Shirts

"Unfortunately, sales have been flat."

Drool Marks

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Deflator mouse

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."