Tire Admirer Mugs

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This is my man cave."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

'Henderson has never learned how to relax.'

Inventing the wheel, Inventing Valet parking

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

Trainspotters.

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

'Bad luck! I was hoping for a steel-belted radial.'

'There's your leak.'

Scout car

"This will replace walking."