Tipical Dilemma Explorer Gifts

"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

The Eternal Question

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"I'll give you a moment."

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

In a Quandary

Profiles in Courage

"Agh! My back is stiff. I think I need a new mattress."

Life irritates art

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

Fast food trap.

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

The angel and the devil.

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

Computer Support Line

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"Siri, fix everything that's wrong with my life!"

"The results are meaningless, but it gets the animal-rights people off our backs."