Tip-tap Twirler Pillows

Ballet Beggar.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Champagne Bubble

Ice Skater

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Curtsey

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

"If you want a balanced meal, you gotta plant in top soil, and rotate the crops."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Twitter Prison

"Yes we have dollar drafts, no you can't use your own glass."

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

'Would you like to start with a drink, a menu, or my gratuity.'

School of Dance

Bring on the fake snow and tinsel.

'And don't tread on my toes.'

Little ballerina.

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.

Graduation day at Cowboy School

NYPD Siren Training

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

Traditional ale,Traditional Drunk

'Clear the floor, vacuum nose, and watch how the tango is really done!'

Tonight: "Ballet." I can't understand it

Pile of Music Notes

Lay Off the Blackberry!

'Why do I choose to paint with wine?--The clean-up.'