Tiny Worlds Tinkerer Pillows

The ancient art of Bonsai ants.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Fixing the TV.

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

Computerized Dollhouse.

'I think I found the problem.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'